long time since i blogged.
dumb shit computer.
maybe it's time to get a brand new computer!
yay!(:

but for now,
i shall use my laptop.
cheesewire.

maybe i should stop blogging about my daily doings.
it might bore you sexy things out there!


darn.
i cant write poems.
i cant engage in intellectual banter.
so i should just bitch.
that's what i do best after all.


alright.
first, find a topic.
PEOPLE WALKING SLOWLY AND STOPPING WHENEVER THEY FEEL LIKE.
i have nothing much to say to them.
but simply, KNNBCCBFYMGAD.
(:
if you cant figure that out, ask me.
what's with singaporeans these days.
walk walk walk and all of sudden, JAM BRAKE.
then, 'OH I FEEL LIKE WALKING INTO THIS SHOP'
NABEI, dont feel. FUCKING WALK IN LAH.
and dont you dare TSK me when i fucking step on you.
blame it on your own motherless self.
walk slow some more lah.
they should have street rules similar to the road.
signal when turning or stopping.
if you wanna go slow, KEEP LEFT.
those overtaking, use the middle or the right lane.
and of course, dont talk on the phone.
concentrate on the road.
OH, and umms.
DRINK, DONT DRIVE.
DRIVE, DONT DRINK.
haiya, in short, dont block my way lah.





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this, is my new hair.
it's heading more western i guess?
i hope?
and and and!
they say i got fatter!
REALLY NOT.


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and look,
our jawlines.
having orgasms yet?
HAHAHA NICE RIGHT.
i know i know.
people tend to get jealous.
(:

alright.
that's all the pictures i have today.
the rest are in the thumbdrive.
and my thumbdrive is with shion.
SHE'S PAINTING A POTRAIT OF ME LEH.
cant wait to see it.
okay bye.

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